Pityar is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, compassionate wren.

Pityar created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Pityar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pityar, she will not care.

Pityar's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pityar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Run away from violet goats, for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Hide if five doves approach from the north.

5. Do not make images of living things.