Hinbetwan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless lizard.

Hinbetwan created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinbetwan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hinbetwan, it will be very unhappy.

Hinbetwan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hinbetwan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet mice, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always store grapes above ground.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.