Pakditnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, blissful raccoon.

Pakditnurt created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakditnurt, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pakditnurt, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Pakditnurt's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Pakditnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.