Zagrilben is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable chicken.

Zagrilben created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Zagrilben, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zagrilben, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zagrilben's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Zagrilben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.