Dadfigdot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fussy crane.

Dadfigdot created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dadfigdot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dadfigdot, he will cry a lot.

Dadfigdot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Dadfigdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not take Dadfigdot's name in vain.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dadfigdot.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near turtles while wearing blue tights and balancing six iron spheres on your face.