Diddad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful human.

Diddad created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Diddad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Diddad, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Diddad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Diddad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Put Diddad first in all things.

5. Never eat coconuts.