Vinfebrip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unfair hare.

Vinfebrip created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinfebrip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vinfebrip, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Vinfebrip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Vinfebrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your face with mauve markings.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Always share peas with strangers, but never with aardvarks.

5. Always look after injured birds.