Nillflatomin Nulcarsin Volkarpak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical jackal.

Nillflatomin Nulcarsin Volkarpak created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillflatomin Nulcarsin Volkarpak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nillflatomin Nulcarsin Volkarpak, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nillflatomin Nulcarsin Volkarpak's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nillflatomin Nulcarsin Volkarpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Never hurt shrews.