Figbassjathugfencen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, loving zebra.

Figbassjathugfencen created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figbassjathugfencen, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Figbassjathugfencen, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Figbassjathugfencen's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Figbassjathugfencen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never feed spinach to eagles while wearing yellow rings.

4. Hide from mauve pigs for they are unholy.

5. Feed all hungry mites.