Cissjatnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional wyvern.

Cissjatnurt created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissjatnurt, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cissjatnurt, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cissjatnurt's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cissjatnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing east.

2. Do not place grapes upon stone.

3. Hide if six monkeys approach from the north.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Never record numbers.