Daptarplap is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic owl.

Daptarplap created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Daptarplap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Daptarplap, she will boil you in a big pot.

Daptarplap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Daptarplap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Retreat if nine otters approach from the west.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never feed lentils to nematodes while wearing brown hats.