Zimwapdamgunflapnibrag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable ferret.

Zimwapdamgunflapnibrag created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimwapdamgunflapnibrag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zimwapdamgunflapnibrag, she will destroy your favourite star.

Zimwapdamgunflapnibrag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Zimwapdamgunflapnibrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear coats marked with purple.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Zimwapdamgunflapnibrag.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always wash your neck before prayer.