Queeghinjip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish unicorn.

Queeghinjip created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Queeghinjip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Queeghinjip, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Queeghinjip's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Queeghinjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your head with indigo markings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always count to seven before sleeping.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Queeghinjip.

5. Never wear brown stockings.