Flowgebsafget Bimtailsid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, dishonourable beaver.

Flowgebsafget Bimtailsid created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flowgebsafget Bimtailsid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flowgebsafget Bimtailsid, it will think nothing of it.

Flowgebsafget Bimtailsid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Flowgebsafget Bimtailsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow capybaras to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never travel toward the east during winter.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.