Megvilmet is a god.

He takes the form of a large, narcissistic naga.

Megvilmet created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megvilmet, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Megvilmet, he will turn you into a tree.

Megvilmet's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Megvilmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix wheat with blood.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Never chant in autumn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.