Tiklistratpon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent coyote.

Tiklistratpon created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiklistratpon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tiklistratpon, she will not care at all.

Tiklistratpon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tiklistratpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near birds while wearing green shoes.