Dotdobarntuntettibep is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dotdobarntuntettibep created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dotdobarntuntettibep, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dotdobarntuntettibep, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dotdobarntuntettibep's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dotdobarntuntettibep's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

2. Never adorn your head with green markings.

3. You must pray to Dotdobarntuntettibep eight times a day.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.