Fliscedkik is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, merciless camel.

Fliscedkik created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliscedkik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fliscedkik, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fliscedkik's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fliscedkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never gather six sharks near doors.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never cross rivers at midday.