Govsigdud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent crow.

Govsigdud created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govsigdud, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Govsigdud, he will destroy your home solar system.

Govsigdud's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Govsigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place bread upon stone.

2. Do not prepare peas while filled with anger.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Do not keep four shrews in a large pit.

5. Never eat strawberries.