Fabtiklipjigzen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unjust raccoon.

Fabtiklipjigzen created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabtiklipjigzen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fabtiklipjigzen, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabtiklipjigzen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fabtiklipjigzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fabtiklipjigzen's priests.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Fabtiklipjigzen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fabtiklipjigzen.