Paktagpak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective ferret.

Paktagpak created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Paktagpak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Paktagpak, it will have a low opinion of you.

Paktagpak's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Paktagpak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not keep seven birds in a large pit.