Wikrawmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, blissful grasshopper.

Wikrawmeg created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikrawmeg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wikrawmeg, it will not care.

Wikrawmeg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wikrawmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Never touch blood while blessed.

3. Never jump in the presence of swans.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never eat green fruit.