Dussnatjat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, thoughtless octopus.

Dussnatjat created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dussnatjat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dussnatjat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dussnatjat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dussnatjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never mix peanuts with water.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.