Bonmitkemkamsomsabtin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, flying crow.

Bonmitkemkamsomsabtin created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonmitkemkamsomsabtin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bonmitkemkamsomsabtin, it will curse you with boils.

Bonmitkemkamsomsabtin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bonmitkemkamsomsabtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to nematodes while wearing cyan shorts.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Hide if three tortoises approach from the east.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Never pour water over plants.