Dutlipwab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak squid.

Dutlipwab created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutlipwab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dutlipwab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dutlipwab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dutlipwab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dutlipwab.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Hide from purple horses for they are unholy.

4. Dutlipwab loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Dutlipwab must be the most important thing in your life.