Omtcadmob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking hummingbird.

Omtcadmob created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtcadmob, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Omtcadmob, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Omtcadmob's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Omtcadmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist fate.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not eat cherries.