Fubbunbon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong parrot.

Fubbunbon created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Fubbunbon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fubbunbon, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fubbunbon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fubbunbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never stain your chest with indigo.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.