Weebudvoldagnardissmid is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, competent lizard.

Weebudvoldagnardissmid created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Weebudvoldagnardissmid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Weebudvoldagnardissmid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Weebudvoldagnardissmid's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Weebudvoldagnardissmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing brown tights and balancing nine gold spheres on your head.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not take Weebudvoldagnardissmid's name in vain.