Bellzogxin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, merciless wren.

Bellzogxin created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellzogxin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bellzogxin, he will torture you forever.

Bellzogxin's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bellzogxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Never record numbers.