Monfebhabtag is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, confident
fly.
Monfebhabtag created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Monfebhabtag, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Monfebhabtag, he will turn you into a hamster.
Monfebhabtag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Monfebhabtag's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Monfebhabtag five times a day.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never feed bananas to goats while wearing coats.
4. Pray towards the west.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.