Monfebhabtag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, confident fly.

Monfebhabtag created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Monfebhabtag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Monfebhabtag, he will turn you into a hamster.

Monfebhabtag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Monfebhabtag's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Monfebhabtag five times a day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed bananas to goats while wearing coats.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.