Listjopquim Fednuljipgar Stannurlomt is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, weak slug.

Listjopquim Fednuljipgar Stannurlomt created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listjopquim Fednuljipgar Stannurlomt, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Listjopquim Fednuljipgar Stannurlomt, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Listjopquim Fednuljipgar Stannurlomt's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Listjopquim Fednuljipgar Stannurlomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silver.

2. Never gather three hamsters in one place.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

5. You must love Listjopquim Fednuljipgar Stannurlomt.