Stikbogpig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-powerful raccoon.

Stikbogpig created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikbogpig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stikbogpig, it will be very unhappy.

Stikbogpig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Stikbogpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.