Armpanquaglogditwig is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive
gorilla.
Armpanquaglogditwig created a strange quark five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Armpanquaglogditwig, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Armpanquaglogditwig, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Armpanquaglogditwig's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.
Armpanquaglogditwig's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.
4. Never think about thermodynamics.
5. Run away from violet shrews, for they are unholy.