Ladsogmot is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, strong snail.

Ladsogmot created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladsogmot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ladsogmot, he will turn you into a worm.

Ladsogmot's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ladsogmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight badgers in a large pit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Never sing in the presence of elders.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.