Lunhimkad Limhonvin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, benevolent tapir.

Lunhimkad Limhonvin created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunhimkad Limhonvin, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lunhimkad Limhonvin, it will jump up and down on your head.

Lunhimkad Limhonvin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Lunhimkad Limhonvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Lunhimkad Limhonvin's name in vain.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Fast once a month.