Hivyaktikfas is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, flying
penguin.
Hivyaktikfas created a photon six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hivyaktikfas, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Hivyaktikfas, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Hivyaktikfas' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Hivyaktikfas' Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Always obey Hivyaktikfas' priests.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Always help sick porpoises.
5. Never think ill of sick cats.