Nadfadjab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful ant.

Nadfadjab created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nadfadjab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nadfadjab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nadfadjab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nadfadjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Nadfadjab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.