Farnbonmondag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, confident otter.

Farnbonmondag created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbonmondag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Farnbonmondag, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Farnbonmondag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Farnbonmondag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Farnbonmondag loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help sick sheep.