Midcutwad is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy
squirrel.
Midcutwad created bats four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Midcutwad, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Midcutwad, he will boil you in a big pot.
Midcutwad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Midcutwad's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Midcutwad in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not hop in public.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.