Bafmilmin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, almighty fish.

Bafmilmin created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafmilmin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bafmilmin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bafmilmin's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bafmilmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bafmilmin's priests.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never sing in spring.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Run away if four sheep approach from the west.