Yarpjindib Fatvoncin Hunbugtipran is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind dragonfly.

Yarpjindib Fatvoncin Hunbugtipran created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpjindib Fatvoncin Hunbugtipran, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarpjindib Fatvoncin Hunbugtipran, he will laugh at you.

Yarpjindib Fatvoncin Hunbugtipran's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yarpjindib Fatvoncin Hunbugtipran's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet porpoises for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.