Dodmutsannarmobparkgethug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous fox.

Dodmutsannarmobparkgethug created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodmutsannarmobparkgethug, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dodmutsannarmobparkgethug, he will remove you from existence.

Dodmutsannarmobparkgethug's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dodmutsannarmobparkgethug's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never jump in the presence of great tits.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.