Nulhoglan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless armadillo.

Nulhoglan created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulhoglan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nulhoglan, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nulhoglan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nulhoglan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never wear purple shirts.

3. Do not keep six grasshopers in a large pit.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nulhoglan.