Shavdisscub is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, deceitful goat.

Shavdisscub created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavdisscub, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Shavdisscub, he will make you grow a tail.

Shavdisscub's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Shavdisscub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place onions upon stone.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Never feed lots of melons to dogs while wearing violet scarves.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.