Babstiklarntan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving raccoon.

Babstiklarntan created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babstiklarntan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babstiklarntan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Babstiklarntan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Babstiklarntan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Always store gooseberries above ground.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

4. You must pray to Babstiklarntan five times a day.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.