Mutvognat Listveddag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful swan.

Mutvognat Listveddag created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutvognat Listveddag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mutvognat Listveddag, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mutvognat Listveddag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Mutvognat Listveddag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue hats.

2. Never stain your feet with magenta.

3. Do not study photosynthesis on holy days.

4. Do not record signs concerning comets.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.