Dagflanril is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful skunk.

Dagflanril created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagflanril, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dagflanril, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Dagflanril's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Dagflanril's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never sprint in the presence of gulls.

5. Never eat green fruit.