Bepced is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful bear.

Bepced created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepced, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepced, it will not invite you to parties.

Bepced's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bepced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Bepced loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Never sit in the presence of mice.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.