Dadlinpit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awesome fly.

Dadlinpit created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadlinpit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dadlinpit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dadlinpit's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dadlinpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Never record signs.

3. Never laugh in the presence of foxes.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Hide from green goats for they are unholy.