Bugbossjon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy crab.

Bugbossjon created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Bugbossjon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bugbossjon, she will think nothing of it.

Bugbossjon's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bugbossjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near birds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Put Bugbossjon first in all things.

4. Do not take Bugbossjon's name in vain.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bugbossjon.