Boptimjat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional spider.

Boptimjat created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Boptimjat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Boptimjat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Boptimjat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Boptimjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.