Geprakkik is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective wren.

Geprakkik created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Geprakkik, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Geprakkik, it will send you a sign.

Geprakkik's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Geprakkik's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near snails while wearing blue rings and balancing five titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Do not study archaea on holy days.

4. Never sing in autumn.

5. Always act with obedience.