Sidnadbun is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, vain duck.

Sidnadbun created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidnadbun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sidnadbun, it will try to impress you with trees.

Sidnadbun's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sidnadbun's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sidnadbun.

5. Never gather five monkeys near wells.