Queegflattam Mangudman is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, confident hyena.

Queegflattam Mangudman created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegflattam Mangudman, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegflattam Mangudman, he will laugh at you.

Queegflattam Mangudman's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Queegflattam Mangudman's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to voles while wearing turquoise shirts.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Do not chop down trees.