Zenstigbad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, humorless salamander.

Zenstigbad created water four years ago.

If you believe in Zenstigbad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zenstigbad, it will torture you forever.

Zenstigbad's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Zenstigbad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Worship no other gods but Zenstigbad.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.