Ganmilbogdansigdadcimgun is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable hippopotamus.

Ganmilbogdansigdadcimgun created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Ganmilbogdansigdadcimgun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ganmilbogdansigdadcimgun, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Ganmilbogdansigdadcimgun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Ganmilbogdansigdadcimgun's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.