Gidsabjin Kemabont is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing lion.

Gidsabjin Kemabont created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidsabjin Kemabont, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidsabjin Kemabont, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gidsabjin Kemabont's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gidsabjin Kemabont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near snakes while wearing brown scarves.

5. Never hurt geese.