Bagpogsom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, impressive newt.

Bagpogsom created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagpogsom, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bagpogsom, she will turn you into a duck.

Bagpogsom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bagpogsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

4. Never record names.

5. Do not name children after sharks.