Wapdumjab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, quiet giraffe.

Wapdumjab created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapdumjab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wapdumjab, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wapdumjab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wapdumjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near turtles while wearing gray trousers and balancing nine zinc spheres on your legs.

2. Never prepare figs during spring.

3. Never gather six geese in one place.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Wapdumjab in the centre of the settlement.