Fomdubdut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable narwhal.

Fomdubdut created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomdubdut, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fomdubdut, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fomdubdut's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fomdubdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near otters while wearing red scarves and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Fomdubdut on top of important buildings.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.