Didsawven is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty dragonfly.

Didsawven created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didsawven, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Didsawven, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Didsawven's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Didsawven's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Feed all hungry horses.

4. Worship no other gods but Didsawven.

5. Hide if three cats approach from the east.