Siglapfut is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, emotional squirrel.

Siglapfut created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siglapfut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Siglapfut, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Siglapfut's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Siglapfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sharks.

2. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Siglapfut on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.