Vidfetgonwit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, self-confident butterfly.

Vidfetgonwit created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Vidfetgonwit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vidfetgonwit, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Vidfetgonwit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vidfetgonwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.