Larncengeb Ladmumlun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, calm wyrm.

Larncengeb Ladmumlun created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larncengeb Ladmumlun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Larncengeb Ladmumlun, he will cry a lot.

Larncengeb Ladmumlun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Larncengeb Ladmumlun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larncengeb Ladmumlun.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.