Omtdisskanstragcit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient octopus.

Omtdisskanstragcit created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtdisskanstragcit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Omtdisskanstragcit, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Omtdisskanstragcit's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Omtdisskanstragcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never feed bananas to grasshopers while wearing blue hats.

5. Always help tortoises in need.