Yokmonrillenleg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered wyrm.

Yokmonrillenleg created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Yokmonrillenleg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yokmonrillenleg, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yokmonrillenleg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Yokmonrillenleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.

2. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.