Gepcedfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic hippopotamus.

Gepcedfeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepcedfeb, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepcedfeb, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gepcedfeb's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gepcedfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Run away if four rats approach from the south.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always cleanse blood with water.