Yatt is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, annoying fish.

Yatt created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatt, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yatt, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yatt's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yatt's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never feed lots of limes to dogs while wearing blue ear rings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near tortoises while wearing turquoise hats.