Bellabjannarlnarlmilvab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent beaver.

Bellabjannarlnarlmilvab created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Bellabjannarlnarlmilvab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bellabjannarlnarlmilvab, he will turn you into a rock.

Bellabjannarlnarlmilvab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bellabjannarlnarlmilvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near tapirs.

2. Do not take Bellabjannarlnarlmilvab's name in vain.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Never feed gooseberries to eagles while wearing black trousers.

5. Never pour water over plants.