Tofbotpit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthoughtful naga.

Tofbotpit created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tofbotpit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tofbotpit, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tofbotpit's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Tofbotpit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tofbotpit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Run away if eight voles approach from the east.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.