Spaghivfagnelcubwangessbog is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, weak lion.

Spaghivfagnelcubwangessbog created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Spaghivfagnelcubwangessbog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Spaghivfagnelcubwangessbog, she will cry a lot.

Spaghivfagnelcubwangessbog's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Spaghivfagnelcubwangessbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Spaghivfagnelcubwangessbog on top of all buildings.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Spaghivfagnelcubwangessbog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never travel toward the east during winter.