Dogfobciss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous meerkat.

Dogfobciss created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Dogfobciss, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dogfobciss, she will ignore you.

Dogfobciss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dogfobciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Do not step barefoot upon violet earth.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Worship no other gods but Dogfobciss.