Wanwanten is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witless slug.

Wanwanten created light two years ago.

If you believe in Wanwanten, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wanwanten, it will turn you into a snail.

Wanwanten's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wanwanten's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Sharks are not to be trusted.

5. Wanwanten must be the most important thing in your life.