Mankanban is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unselfish porpoise.

Mankanban created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mankanban, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mankanban, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mankanban's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mankanban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help birds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing brown shoes and balancing five tin spheres on your chest.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.