Wotcinart is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent hyena.

Wotcinart created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Wotcinart, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wotcinart, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wotcinart's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Wotcinart's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.