Figponmet is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent warg.

Figponmet created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figponmet, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Figponmet, it will make you grow a tail.

Figponmet's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Figponmet's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Figponmet.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Put Figponmet first in all things.